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3 hours ago

ozziescribbler:

jamsage:

thewomanfromitaly:

mimeparadox:

thewomanfromitaly:

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

 submitted:

This is the Zero Suit Samus design from the new Smash Bros. How the mighty have fallen.

Just read about this redesign on Wario’s blog, but didn’t see the full-body image… WOW, are those heels fucking terrible(also tasteless as hell)

Added Samus’s previous design for the reference.

~Ozzie

This is particularly upsetting since, as Dingo pointed out in a recent submission:

This is disappointing as Metroid was one of the first highly successful games to star an original female lead in a way that was inconsequential to gameplay and completely lacking in gender signifiers.

Samus is ~ 6’3”, 200lbs of space bounty-hunter whoopass.

Samus needs high heels like a barracuda needs a unicycle.

- wincenworks

In all honesty, I’m totally down with all of these criticisms but ZSS herself basically only exists as because she’s a sexy marketing mechanism, this doesnt surprise me. Not only that, but I’m TOTALLY down for kicking someone in the face with those heels.

Wait, so we’re supposed to believe that she wears heels…while she’s inside an armor…that has no heels?  How?  

See, my guess there is because of the same laws of the universe that dictate that her skin-tight suit and excessive jiggling are requirements. Same laws of the universe that dictate that women shouldn’t wear realistic armor, only ones that make them look pretty on the battlefield!

Did I say laws of the universe? I meant iron fist of misogynistic gamerbros. But I’m gonna be taking advantage of those heels, T R U S T M E

I had assumed they were supposed to function like the long fall boots from portal…  guess i was wrong

Even if they were supposed to work that way (which is highly unlikely, I’ve read they’re some kind of rocket boots), their design does not convey that in the slightest.

Notice how actual long fall boots and advanced knee replacements from Portal are designed to resemble running prosthesis  and bouncing stilts

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Valve does their research.

Nintento just slaps butt-ugly 4-inch heels on a female character only because they can.

2621
3 hours ago

typicalhope:

Particle

0
4 hours ago
tagged: just a thought,

I’m having a really weird day today and just considered something I wouldn’t normally consider. Some porn is totally art. Oh God I said it, the world be-a endin’.

And I’m not talking about live-action stuff, because I don’t know enough about that to have an opinion. I’m talking about drawn or animated porn. I’m definitely not saying that all porn is art, because it just isn’t and I have to lay down a line somewhere. I can’t exactly say where because porn and art are very hard to set rules for. But I can say that I know porn when I see it an I know art that is also porn when I see it. It’s sorta stupid like that. 

But okay, as an asexual person, I can fully say that I don’t look at porn for the sexual aspect of it and can be a pretty fair judge of whether or not the art angle of some porn is actually arty enough to draw somebody like me in. For example, some artists that I really, really admire are super skilled and talented, and make beautiful art and some of their art is also porn, but is still flawlessly done and aesthetically pleasing to look at (sometimes certain fetishes that are drawn are a bit of a turn off because they’re too extreme for me to ignore or take lightly, but most vanilla or ‘soft core’ porn is alright). 

I guess I’m not really going on a rant, but I’m simply putting it out there for consideration that artists who draw really well should be taken at their skill’s level, and not neccessarily on the content of their art.Again, I’m not saying that all good artists that also happen to be porn artists always make good art that is also porn. Sometimes, or even most times in some cases, their works are too explicit or graphic to be art to me.

Coming from an asexual person, I think this should mean a lot to some artists out there who are penalized in the art community for drawing porn. I mean, admittedly I can’t draw porn or even just the act of sex because I can’t stomach it (and I’m not skilled enough in drawing that sort of intimate stuff to do it well). But people who do it well should be given serious props; it can’t be easy, and hey, most times you can make a fairly honest living off that kind of stuff, so I can’t blame them for that, either. 

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I admire a lot of really cool artists who also draw porn sometimes and I’m really sad that they’re not taken as seriously as they should be for their really amazing art, which sometimes, is also porn. Because if there’s maybe like, one explicit piece of art in their gallery, they get lots of attention for it because it’s explicit, but in most cases they’re immediately labeled as “one of THOSE” artists and people with a more critical eye snub them. I think this is really, really stupid. And well… again, this is a conditional situation. Some artists who draw porn make me nervous. Like certain drawn fetishes seem dangerous or abusive or extreme, but again, I’m only a third party and I really don’t know enough to make a statement. But okay, to summarize what I’m trying to get at is that if an artist is really fucking good at art, don’t discount them as an artist if they occasionally, or frequently draw porn. If their art is good, their art is good, end of story. -WHEW- That’s all.

35
4 hours ago

jellydraws:

I don’t know how I never watched Unico the unicorn until last night.. but. I did, and it was gloriousssss!! Katy’s design is the cutest ever and I love it and wish it was mine.

Unlike Unico who is also cute as heck, but I have no idea whats happening with him…

32095
4 hours ago

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

29066
5 hours ago
  • A guy and a girl:Hold hands
  • Straight people:THEY ARE SO UNBELIEVEIBLY CUTE GOD HELP ME
  • Two guys:smile at each other
  • Straight people:THEY WERE ACTUALLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER CANON!!! CANON!!
  • Two girls:make out
  • Straight people:they could be friends idk
37414
5 hours ago

These two hand studies, done entirely in ballpoint pen, are now available for purchase as high quality prints.

-gross sobbing-

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2835
5 hours ago

choco-minto:

silvermittt:

sleeplessinelpaso:

raze-hell:

theworstbaeddel:

raze-hell:

theworstbaeddel:

thewomanfromitaly:

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS ARTIST

"male genitalia"

ummm no how about we put this artist in the trash where they fucking belong because they are trash

Being ignorant isn’t the same thing as being an asshole or a trashy person.

Being ignorant simply means they didn’t know. They didn’t know they were doing anything wrong, and it absolutely does not mean that they don’t plan to keep it in mind in the future.

How about before condemning people for not being enlightened towards a certain topic, we educate them so they know they were doing something wrong?

education? okay, lets start with yours:

  1. intent doesn’t matter, ignorance is as violent as malevolence
  2. i’m not obligated to be nice to transmisogynists or to tolerate transmisogyny in any way
  3. i am not an educational fucking resource, and i am not here to be someone else’s learning experience
  4. you have no right to tone police me to tell me how to be angry

now get the fuck off my blog

You didn’t even try to keep the “let’s start with your education” shtick up…

  1. That’s true, I give you that. However once again, this cycle will continue through the rest of time until the general public is educated. 
  2. No you don’t, but you also are not obligated to be downright toxic to somebody that didn’t know any better. Being hateful to someone in this situation in this degree is no different than being a terrible person to a small child that didn’t know she shouldn’t be writing on the wall
  3. Dehumanizing yourself in this bullet is nobody’s fault but your own. I never called you a resource, or a learning experience, nor did I imply it. I was going along the lines of teacher. Refer to #1 for more information as to why it’s generally a good thing to take some time to talk to a person before shitting on them.
  4. Also true, I don’t have any right. But think about your following, and think about how they listen to everything you’re saying, and think about how you’re perpetuating this cycle of hate, instead of taking efforts to stop it, which is what I assume you would be for. You’re not just being angry and hateful. You’re being angry and hateful with an audience.

Which in turn has made this angry blogger the ignorant one in the situation. It totally came full circle

The ability of some people to get offended by things on tumblr and bring down hell on some blogger or artist - Wowzer.   Just how ugly and self-righteous can some people can be?  Tumblr brings out the worst in folks.  Apologies to choco, that her art could be so horribly misinterpreted and twisted by such a person who lacks the ability to conduct themselves with even a modicum of humanity.

12
5 hours ago
tagged: health, health habits,

rachaelsaundersillustration:

Speculative spread for Glamour Magazine.

http://cargocollective.com/rachaelsaunders/Editorial-Lifestyle

I think that you posted this for your illustrations on the article but these are actually very good bits of advice. Take the time to read these; they’re very good things to consider.

258829
6 hours ago

artbymoga:

onefitmodel:

rootandrock:

timeofthedecade:

bigdaddyg-wil:

this guy pulled out his dick in front of like 5 billion feminist protestors holy shit

Some context for the idiots claiming the women are overreacting:

This occurred at a Slut Walk. For those not familiar with it, the Slut Walk is basically a peaceful protest seeking to eliminate the rape apologism so prevalent in society. The basis is that no woman is “asking for it,” with “it” being rape. It’s not a feminist protest; it’s a human rights protest.

Many of the protesters, as you can probably imagine, have dealt with sexual harassment or rape in their own lives. Many of them have structured their daily activities to avoid being raped. The gathering is supposed to be a place for them to feel empowered and able to recover in the company of those who understand what they’ve been through or who will not blame them.

Nobody at a Slut Walk will tell a survivor that it’s her fault. They will not ask what she was wearing to provoke her attacker. Nobody will say she had too much to drink. Nobody will tell the men in the group that they are inherently rapists themselves, and nobody will tell a male survivor that his experience “wasn’t really rape.”

Then, this fellow comes along. He sees this gathering of survivors and their supporters, and to him, it’s a joke. He sees feminazis. He sees girls who are taking “a bit of fun” too seriously. And what does he do? He exposes himself to this group of survivors and supporters - some of whom are, in fact, underage.

He sexually harasses literally hundreds of women in one act. Aside from public indecency, there was cruel intent in his actions. He wanted to make them uncomfortable. He wanted to “put them in their place.” Other photos from this event show him flipping the protesters off and laughing at their anger.

And there are still people defending his actions. There are those who still feel like these women were asking for itand that they deserved to be harassed for trying to claim they weren’t. There are those who feel that women should be taught a lesson this way, and they applaud this man’s actions.

So no, he didn’t pull out his dick in front of feminist protesters. He harassed dozens - if not hundreds - of rape survivors. The reaction to his actions alone outline the purpose of the Slut Walk.

For those of you still doubting whether what he did was wrong (and I do wonder if there’s something wrong with you, if you have doubts), let me give you an analogous situation. Imagine a gathering of black civil rights activists. Imagine Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, and all their colleagues gathered together to demonstrate that being black did not make them lesser people. That being black and living in the South did not mean they were “asking” to be the target of hate crimes.

And at this gathering, a white man decides he should teach them a lesson by pointedly hanging a noose from the nearest tree and laughing at their anger. And other white men, laughing along with him, commend him for taking these activists down a peg.

That’s what happened here. It’s not an “OMG, I can’t believe he did that!” moment. It’s an “OMG, there are people who think this is okay” moment. And the fact is, it’s not. It never will be. And that’s the take home message of this ridiculous rant I’ve written up.

And this is why we still need feminism.

this made me cry holy shit

That was hands down one of the most well-written and beautiful responses I have had the pleasure to read. Thank you

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35577
7 hours ago

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly

i am king

hail tooly

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238850
7 hours ago

wehidebehindstars:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what

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246
7 hours ago

"DUDE I SAW IT FIRST"

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7 hours ago

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188272
7 hours ago

(…boss ass bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch…)

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